WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
NEW YORK – The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention. The U.N. has convened to discuss.
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.