WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
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AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
RED UFO OVER MOSCOW
MOSCOW – Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.
WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME
NEW YORK – The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention. The U.N. has convened to discuss.
U.N. FORMS ALIEN PANEL
NEW YORK – The United Nations has formed a panel to begin peace talks with aliens.
CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
KOSOVO NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DATE
GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.