WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
MOSCOW – Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.
NEW YORK – The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention. The U.N. has convened to discuss.
NEW YORK – The United Nations has formed a panel to begin peace talks with aliens.
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.