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MOSES HAD A GPS!

October 6, 2020September 27, 2019 by Frank Lake

SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind: the Exodus of the Hebrew people from Egypt. “After Moses led the people of Israel from Egypt, they wandered in the Sinai desert for forty … READ MORE

SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2014

November 22, 2013 by Tap Vann

HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.

FLYING ATOMIC CLOCK

April 20, 2012 by Tap Vann

NASA has launched the universe’s first Deep Space Atomic Clock.

STEPHEN COLBERT'S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)

August 21, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!

ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

August 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.

MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE

October 14, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.