NASA has launched the universe’s first Deep Space Atomic Clock.
MOSES HAD A GPS!
SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land …
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SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2014
HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.
STEPHEN COLBERT'S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)
NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!
ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS
LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.