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MOSES HAD A GPS!

October 6, 2020September 27, 2019 by Frank Lake

SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind:  … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags bible, egypt, Exodus, god, gps, Israelite, jesus, moses, red sea, topstories

SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2014

November 22, 2013 by Tap Vann

HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags earth, gps, nasa, NASA Astronomers, NASA satellite, solar flares, solar system, sun, telecommunications

FLYING ATOMIC CLOCK

April 20, 2012 by Tap Vann

NASA has launched the universe’s first Deep Space Atomic Clock.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags earth, gps, Jet Propulsion Laboratory

STEPHEN COLBERT'S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)

August 21, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

NEW PALTZ, NY  –  Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Colbert, comedy central, gps, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert

ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

August 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, cnn, Economic Stimulus, gps, new york times, Planet Zeeba, Stimulus, world war ii

CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

LANGLEY, VA –  The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags C.I.A., Central Intelligence Agency, cia, gps, obama administration, president obama, Spies, spy

MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE

October 14, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags android, cybernetic, dallas, debates, gps, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, presidential campaign, presidential debate, texas

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