STEPHEN COLBERT'S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)

NEW PALTZ, NY  –  Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!

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ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

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MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE

DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.

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