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KILLER BEES ATTACK HILLARY CLINTON

August 7, 2012 by Frank Lake

Hillary Clinton landed in Malawi and was attacked by over a thousand killer bees!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Hillary, hillary clinton, kenya, killer bee, Killer bees, Malawi, nelson mandela, secretary of state, sting

OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!

April 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

After years of  digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born:  Mars!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags birth, birth certificate, birthers, born, donald trump, hawaii, kenya, mars, obama, obama birth certificate, truth

DONALD TRUMP: BORN IN KENYA!

April 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake.  He was actually born in Kenya!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, birth certificate, birther, celebrity apprentice, donald trump, gop, hawaii, hospital, kenya, nbc, obama, obama birth certificate, The Apprentice, trump

PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS

October 1, 2010 by Tap Vann

DALLAS  – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags animal rights, dallas, farm, kenya, peta

GOP BELIEFS

February 3, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen.  Their other beliefs will shock you!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags acorn, democratic party, gop, kenya, muslim, obama, president obama, socialism, washington d.c.

ED ANGER: DON'T PULL GRANDMA OBAMA'S PLUG!

August 31, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m madder than a Polak with a burned out lightbulb!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, kenya

OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED

December 9, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, blagojevich arrest, blagojevich arrested, blagojevich tapes, chicago, illinois, kenya, obama, obatma, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, seeds

OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY

November 10, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, bureau of mutant affairs, california, commissioner, commissioner of the bureau of mutant affairs, democratic party, kenya, larry king, larry king live, larryking, los angeles, Mutants, obama family, obatma

9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA

October 29, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags basketball, kenya, nba, new jersey nets

OBATMA!

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

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Categories TopStory Tags american dream, barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, cave, half-bat, hawaii, israel, john mccain, johnmccain, kansas, kenya, mccain, michelle obama, michelleobama, mutant, nairobi, obama, obatma, palien, palin, sarah palin, sarahpalin, senator obama, wasilla, wazeela
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