Hillary Clinton landed in Malawi and was attacked by over a thousand killer bees!
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OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!
After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!
DONALD TRUMP: BORN IN KENYA!
NEW YORK – Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake. He was actually born in Kenya!
PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS
DALLAS – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.
GOP BELIEFS
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!
ED ANGER: DON'T PULL GRANDMA OBAMA'S PLUG!
I’m madder than a Polak with a burned out lightbulb!
OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED
CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.
OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY
LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.
9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!
OBATMA!
At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.