OSLO, NORWAY – Ten of thousands of dead fish have washed ashore in Norway. The reason: aliens.
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NORWAY SPIRAL
OSLO – A mysterious blue spiral light appeared over Norway, leading to much speculation.
NEW PRIME NUMBER
OSLO – It has just been confirmed that the 47th known prime number was found!
ANGRY WHALE DESTROYS BRIDGE
OSLO – A massive, 40-ton whale roared toward the freedom of the open sea, and destroyed a half-mile bridge that stood in its way.
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.