BETTY WHITE’S COMING BACK!
Will Join Forces with Teddy Roosevelt and Run For President! Scores of Americans assembled in Chicago on Friday night to express their support for the theory that Betty White, the … READ MORE
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ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
After years of speculation the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977, he’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got … READ MORE
BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK!
LEGENDARY ROCK BAND WAS BLONDSTRADAMUS!! The 1980 Blondie song, “Rapture,” hailed in its time as a pioneering hybrid of disco, New Wave, funk, and hip-hop, is now in the headlines again—this time … READ MORE
5 CELEBRITIES WITH BIGFOOT DNA
“Everyone has a little. The question is…how much?” In my Wurlitzer Prize-winning article “How to Tell if You’re a Clone” I introduced readers to 23&Me&Me&Me, a company using DNA to … READ MORE
HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune
ARE YOU READY FOR BRAD PITT FROM THE BLACK LAGOON? BRAD’S VERY INTERESTED, SAY SOURCES (Editor’s Note: WWN is happy to welcome legendary Hollywood gossip columnist SaZu JeJune to its … READ MORE
BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA!
Lady Sees All After Lightning Strike “The world is preoccupied with so many other matters.” Mary Denford is sitting on the trunk of her car, smoking a Pall Mall. “It started … READ MORE
TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP
AND THEY BOTH ACCEPT! Weekly World News has learned that Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been engaged in a Twitter war with The Incredible Hulk. Apparently, the whole kerfuffle … READ MORE
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO!
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored … READ MORE