ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
After years of speculation the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977, he’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got … READ MORE
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BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK!
LEGENDARY ROCK BAND WAS BLONDSTRADAMUS!! The 1980 Blondie song, “Rapture,” hailed in its time as a pioneering hybrid of disco, New Wave, funk, and hip-hop, is now in the headlines again—this time … READ MORE
5 CELEBRITIES WITH BIGFOOT DNA
“Everyone has a little. The question is…how much?” In my Wurlitzer Prize-winning article “How to Tell if You’re a Clone” I introduced readers to 23&Me&Me&Me, a company using DNA to … READ MORE
HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune
ARE YOU READY FOR BRAD PITT FROM THE BLACK LAGOON? BRAD’S VERY INTERESTED, SAY SOURCES (Editor’s Note: WWN is happy to welcome legendary Hollywood gossip columnist SaZu JeJune to its … READ MORE
BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA!
Lady Sees All After Lightning Strike “The world is preoccupied with so many other matters.” Mary Denford is sitting on the trunk of her car, smoking a Pall Mall. “It started … READ MORE
TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP
AND THEY BOTH ACCEPT! Weekly World News has learned that Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been engaged in a Twitter war with The Incredible Hulk. Apparently, the whole kerfuffle … READ MORE
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO!
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored … READ MORE
MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT!
THE CELEBRITY COUPLE WAS SEEN IN MALIBU ON VALENTINE’S DAY! HOLLYWOOD, CA – Publicists for Miley Cyrus confirmed to Weekly World News that she is now dating Bigfoot. The wild … READ MORE