BOLSHAYA YELNIA – An all-female religious sect believe that Vladimir Putin is the reincarnation of St. Paul the Apostle.
RUSSIANS FIND LIFE ON VENUS!
MOSCOW – A Russian probe found living beings on Venus!
RUSSIA BUILDS ALIEN DEFENSE SYSTEM
MOSCOW – Russia has built the first Alien Defense System to deal with the alien attack under way.
SPACE BUNKER BUILT FOR COMING ALIEN ATTACK
MOSCOW – The Russians and the Chinese have built a space bunker – a new space station – in case the alien attack destroys Earth.
BIN LADEN CAST IN HANGOVER 2
HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!
VLADMIR PUTIN SINGS
ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – Vladmir Putin launched his world tour – as a singer – last night!
RED UFO OVER MOSCOW
MOSCOW – Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.
RUSSIANS MAKE FLYING SAUCERS
ST. PETERSBURG – Russian industrial company, Rusabala, is manufacturing flying saucers.
RUSSIAN SPIES TAKE MIAMI BEACH
MIAMI – Sexy Russian spies boldly paraded through Miami in their red bikinis. The FBI is hot on their tail.
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.