DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!
NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.
DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.
The corpse blew a casket!
HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.