DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!
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PRIVATE BIG GAME HUNT IN TEXAS CALLED OFF
Donald Trump, Jr. upset! “Little Bitey Things Were Everywhere!” The …
JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON KILLED JFK
NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.
7-YEAR OLD SOLVES SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE
ELFORD, Texas – For eons, scientists and philosophers have tried to uncover the secret of the universe. Last week, Jimmy Gallagher, 7, learned what it was.
20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION!
After the re-election of Barack Obama, 20 states have declared they will secede from the union.
