GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS!
Lead to to major vote count delays Weekly World News confirmed that vote-counting delays in …
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IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET!
On Monday June 8th an Idaho man awoke to a shocking transformation – his feet had turned …
BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?!
HIS LAST PITCH? PLANS TO GIVE EVERY CITIZEN $5,000 IF ELECTED Channeling Herbert Hoover’s election …
JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE
Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line …
HACKERS FOILED BY KNICKS YOUTUBE VIDEO
Yonkers, NY police and FBI agents are crediting a YouTube music video in their apprehension of a hacker cell.
SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL
The creators of The Book of Mormon have teamed with Salman Rushie for a new broadway musical.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK
Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.