PH.D. APE’S New Economic Theory of Success
SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the … READ MORE
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GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS!
Lead to to major vote count delays Weekly World News confirmed that vote-counting delays in several Georgia election districts were the result of a hiring snafu. In the months … READ MORE
IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET!
On Monday June 8th an Idaho man awoke to a shocking transformation – his feet had turned into potatoes! For years friends had joked that Bill Ringwald’s acute love of all things … READ MORE
BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?!
HIS LAST PITCH? PLANS TO GIVE EVERY CITIZEN $5,000 IF ELECTED Channeling Herbert Hoover’s election playbook, Mayor Michael Bloomberg pledged today to pay $5,000 in cash to “each and every … READ MORE
JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE
Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line of flavored Vape products targeted to infants and toddlers in developed nations. The line … READ MORE
HACKERS FOILED BY KNICKS YOUTUBE VIDEO
Yonkers, NY police and FBI agents are crediting a YouTube music video in their apprehension of a hacker cell.
SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL
The creators of The Book of Mormon have teamed with Salman Rushie for a new broadway musical.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.