CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
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PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
THAI PRIME MINISTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBAMA
The Prime Minister of Thailand, Yingluck Shinawatra, has fallen madly in love with President Obama.
MICHELLE OBAMA: BARACK IS THE MESSIAH!
Michelle Obama confirmed what many Democrats have believed for years – Barack Obama is Jesus reincarnated.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are at Burning Man – getting ready for next week’s Democratic Convention.
OBAMA-CLOONEY BROMANCE
OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG
President Barack Obama’s pot smoking days have been given the Taiwanese animation treatment.
CLOONEY ARRESTED
George Clooney was led away in handcuffs after storming the Sudanese Embassy protesting the actions of the country’s president Omar Al-Bashir.
MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!
WASHINGTON – The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.
THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.