UPDATE: Barack Obama’s half-bat half-brother, Obatma, is planning to meet with the Special Olympics committee on Monday to make peace over Obama’s bad joke.
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BATNEY'S BACK AT NO. 1
NEW YORK, NY – Britney Spears’ “Circus” has topped the charts this week, and she is ready to celebrate!
BEASTIE BAT BOYS
BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.
BAT BOY JOLIE?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.
JOAQUIN AND BAT BOY MAKE SWEET MUSIC
LOS ANGELES, CA – After announcing his acting retirement to focus on his music, Joaquin Phoenix revealed that he will be partnering with Bat Boy!
OBATMA 2012
CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.
OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.
JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.