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OBAMA’S SPECIAL OLYMPICS GAFFE

March 20, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

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UPDATE: Barack Obama’s half-bat half-brother, Obatma, is planning to meet with the Special Olympics committee on Monday to make peace over Obama’s bad joke.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags barack obama, mosquitoes, Obama Special Olympics, Obama Tonight Show, Obama Tonight Show Special Olympics, obatma, Poll

BAT BOY GAME DEBUT

January 12, 2009 by Tap Vann

Bored at work? Skipping school? Click through to play a flash game with Bat Boy!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, bat boy flash game, bat boy game, flash game, mosquitoes

BAT BOY GAME DEBUT

January 12, 2009 by Tap Vann

Bored at work? Skipping school? Click through to play a flash game with Bat Boy!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, Videos Tags Bat Boy, bat boy flash game, bat boy game, flash game, mosquitoes

BATNEY'S BACK AT NO. 1

December 11, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Britney Spears’ “Circus” has topped the charts this week, and she is ready to celebrate!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags barry weiss, Bat Boy, bat guano, batney, britney, britney spears, britneyspears, Central Park, circus, mosquitoes, mutant, new york city

BEASTIE BAT BOYS

December 2, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, brooklyn, hip-hop, intergalactic, mosquitoes, new york, vegan

BAT BOY JOLIE?

November 21, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, Bat Boy, batboy, brad pitt, buddhism, louisiana, mosquitoes, new orleans, pitt, savior, today show, yeti

BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR

November 13, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, mosquitoes, pennsylvania, philadelphia, robert pattinson, twilight, vampire, vampires

JOAQUIN AND BAT BOY MAKE SWEET MUSIC

November 10, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

LOS ANGELES, CA – After announcing his acting retirement to focus on his music, Joaquin Phoenix revealed that he will be partnering with Bat Boy!

Categories Celebs Tags Bat Boy, bat guano, batboy, california, joaquin phoenix, joaquin phoenix's music, joaquin's music, los angeles, mosquitoes, yoko ono

OBATMA 2012

November 6, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, chicago, half-bat, illinois, mosquitoes, obama, obatma, presidential campaign

OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.

October 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, convertible, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, minority, missouri, mosquitoes, obama, obatma, rockefeller center, today show, voter registration
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