Skip to content
Weekly World News

Weekly World News

  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • SHOP
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT
  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • SHOP
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT

alien

ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!

June 22, 2021May 26, 2021 by Allie Pruitt

BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, babies, baby, Gootans, sperm bank, ufos

ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!

May 3, 2021April 14, 2021 by Frank Lake

PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien

5 THINGS TO AVOID DURING An ALIEN ABDUCTION

January 10, 2021January 7, 2021 by Flip Gibson

Alien abductions can be quite traumatic. But they don’t have to be. These tips, gathered over decades of WWN research and personal experience, will help make your next close encounter … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, alien abductions, ufos

UFOS OVER HOUSTON

June 26, 2020 by Frank Lake

NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on … READ MORE

Categories Aliens Tags alien, Aliens, houston, Planet Zeeba, ufos, Zeebans

DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY!

June 15, 2020 by Guy LeFleur

Weekly World News has finally found the truth about Area 51. Apparently, the US government has been charging rent to various Aliens to store their old junk here on Earth. … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, area 51, government secrets, mystery, Spies, ufos

WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 by Boyce Day

Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love at first sight.  The two of them were both pre-med students who were tiring of … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens

THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!

March 10, 2020March 9, 2020 by Boyce Day

AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, coronavirus, Covid-19, Gootans, Zeebans

ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!

February 9, 2020February 3, 2020 by Boyce Day

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, Gootans, super bowl

ENTIRE PLANET IS THE PLAYTHING OF AN ALIEN CHILD

January 17, 2020January 16, 2020 by Boyce Day

CLICHE COMES TRUE! Revelation Changes Everything! We have all seen the science-fiction television shows and movies where the camera pans back at the end to reveal that our entire planet … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, alien child, Aliens, ufos

EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!

December 19, 2019December 2, 2019 by Frank Lake

Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN DIEGO, CA – Astronomers from California Institute of Technology working at the powerful Palomar Observatory … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, astronomers, ufos
Older posts
Page1 Page2 … Page24 Next →
Click For More News

GREATEST COVERS! 1st PRINT EDITION IN 15 YEARS! GET ‘EM WHILE THEY LAST!

Popular posts:

  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVILHOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
  • MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
  • WORLD'S BIGGEST BUTTWORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
  • HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPSHOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
  • PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
  • 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
  • 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS
  • 11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
  • TEACHER STIPS IN CLASSTEACHER STIPS IN CLASS

  • Horoscopes
  • Occult
  • Paranormal
  • Aliens
  • Mutants
  • Ed Anger
  • ABOUT WWN
  • Weekly World Newsletter
  • LICENSE
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Use
  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • CASEY ANTHONY TO POSE NUDE IN HUSTLER
  • WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
  • Bat Boy
  • GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH
  • HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT
©2023 Weekly World News
Next Page »