ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE
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ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!
PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright … READ MORE
5 THINGS TO AVOID DURING An ALIEN ABDUCTION
Alien abductions can be quite traumatic. But they don’t have to be. These tips, gathered over decades of WWN research and personal experience, will help make your next close encounter … READ MORE
UFOS OVER HOUSTON
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on … READ MORE
DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY!
Weekly World News has finally found the truth about Area 51. Apparently, the US government has been charging rent to various Aliens to store their old junk here on Earth. … READ MORE
WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN
Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love at first sight. The two of them were both pre-med students who were tiring of … READ MORE
THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!
AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE
ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!
Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight … READ MORE
ENTIRE PLANET IS THE PLAYTHING OF AN ALIEN CHILD
CLICHE COMES TRUE! Revelation Changes Everything! We have all seen the science-fiction television shows and movies where the camera pans back at the end to reveal that our entire planet … READ MORE
ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS!
MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip about a tribe in South America – the Kokatuki – that have been slaying aliens for hundreds … READ MORE