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DOCTOR DISCOVERS CURE FOR CHRONIC CONSTIPATION
ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.
STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN
CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.
ROBOT SUPER MODEL
TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.