WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis. 
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iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
MEGHAN MCCAIN SLAMS IMMIGRATION LAW
PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!
ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS
PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.