OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY

WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will now be Secretary of State.

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BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.

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GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION

According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.

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MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT

HOLLYWOOD – In what could  be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon,  announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.

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