VIENNA – Sales of wine and schnapps with Adolf Hitler on the label are increasing all over Austria.
INTERNATIONAL SEX SCHOOL OPENS
VIENNA – The world’s first international sex school has opened and is accepting applicants.
650 YEAR OLD BURIED TREASURE
AUSTRIA – An Austrian man found 200 medieval ornamental objects – 650 years old – while digging in his garden.
BJ PENN TO BECOME A POET
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – After the UFC 127 majority draw BJ Penn calls it quits to get creative.
OBAMA ROBS BANKS
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.
Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!