UPDATE: Barack Obama’s half-bat half-brother, Obatma, is planning to meet with the Special Olympics committee on Monday to make peace over Obama’s bad joke.
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BAT BOY CRASHES INAUGURAL BALL
WASHINGTON, DC – Bat Boy and Obatma brought their usual mischief to President Obama’s inaugural celebration.
FANTASY INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning response to the passing of Ricardo Montalban, Barack Obama has announced last-minute changes to his upcoming inauguration.
OBATMA AND BEYONCE’S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE
WASHINGTON DC – Beyonce will be getting a little help from a little friend during her performance at Obama’s inauguration celebrations.
BURRIS AND OBATMA CRY TOGETHER
WASHINGTON, DC – After both parties were denied their rightful entry, Obatma and Roland Burris bonded over their rejection.
HAY-ADAMS HOTEL DENIES OBATMA
WASHINGTON, DC -Obatma’s visit to see his half-brother Barack Obama was shot down by an overzealous security guard.
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BAT BOY AND OBAMA SHIRTLESS
HONOLULU, HAWAII – Bat Boy has been spotted lounging shirtless with President-Elect Barack Obama during the holidays!