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FBI ARREST BAT BOY AT NYC COMEDY CLUB

July 31, 2019 by Tap Vann

Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!

November 6, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.

October 22, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.