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ED ANGER SAYS: MADONNA SHOULD ADOPT OBAMA’S AUNT!

April 1, 2009 by Ed Anger

Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?

PhD APE TO COUNSEL MCCAIN FOLLOWING HISTORIC LOSS

November 5, 2008 by Carl Woodward

PHOENIX, AZ – After losing the 2008 presidential election by nearly 200 electoral votes and nearly six percent of the popular vote, Senator John McCain is understandably in very low spirits.

PHD APE TO COUNSEL GUY RITCHIE

October 24, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA –Guy Ritchie has accepted PhD Ape’s council after the announcement of his divorce from Madonna.

MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER!

October 15, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!