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FLYING WITCHES ARRESTED IN KANSAS

June 22, 2021May 17, 2013 by Frank Lake

Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags kansas, witches

MICHAEL VICK NEW DOG

December 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags dogs, Humane Society, kansas, michael vick, philadelphia eagles, rehab

UFO OVER KANSAS

June 10, 2011 by Tap Vann

WICHITA, KS – A UFO was spotted over Kansas.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, kansas, oklahoma, ufos

BRAT SWALLOWS iPOD SHUFFLE

March 13, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, ipod, kansas, mp3, topeka

GOOGLE CHANGES NAME

April 1, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A powerhouse search engine is having a little fun in the spirit of April Fool’s Day!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags kansas, topeka

OBATMA!

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

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Categories TopStory Tags american dream, barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, cave, half-bat, hawaii, israel, john mccain, johnmccain, kansas, kenya, mccain, michelle obama, michelleobama, mutant, nairobi, obama, obatma, palien, palin, sarah palin, sarahpalin, senator obama, wasilla, wazeela

Race of Straw People Living in Kansas

September 22, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags kansas, midwest, native americans, scarecrow

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