PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!
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UFO OVER KANSAS
WICHITA, KS – A UFO was spotted over Kansas.
BRAT SWALLOWS iPOD SHUFFLE
TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.
GOOGLE CHANGES NAME
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A powerhouse search engine is having a little fun in the spirit of April Fool’s Day!
OBATMA!
At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.
Race of Straw People Living in Kansas
“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”