CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!
WASHINGTON, DC – NBC has hired Jenna Bush to be a correspondent on the “Today” show.
NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one of four female hosts of ABC’s “The View”. Previously a contestant on “Survivor: The Australian Outback”, Hasselbeck fought her way onto the daytime talk show to become the conservative voice.
BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!