WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!
OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.
WWN FIRST REPORTED CINDY MCCAIN AFFAIR
BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer is now backing Weekly World News’ story about Cindy McCain’s affair, but they’ve got the wrong guy!
UPDATE: MCCAIN ACCEPTS ENDORSEMENT!
BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.
McCain Challenges Obama to a Duel
Presidential nominee John McCain wants fellow nominee Barack Obama to put his campaign ads away and instead settle the election like gentlemen—by having a duel!
The bold challenge, publicly issued by McCain’s feisty Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, would spare the American people from the typical smear campaigns and save millions of dollars in citizens’ donations, according to McCain.
UFO ALIEN TURNS HEADS IN MINNESOTA
Without warning, the UFO Alien arrived in Minnesota today, turning the heads of Republicans and Democrats alike.
Some commentators could not help but notice that the UFO Alien and Cindy McCain possessed similar headshapes.
Many insiders felt that a meeting of the minds between Cindy McCain and the UFO Alien was imminent and could take place prior to her address to the convention.