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Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!!

August 30, 2024June 22, 2022 by WWN Staff

Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, 2022 – Weekly World News (WWN) celebrates the 30thanniversary of its ground-breaking June 23, 1992 cover story “Bat Child Found In Cave.”WWN introduced the half-human, … READ MORE

BAT BOY BACKS OBAMA

October 22, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.

OBATMA!

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

BAILOUT BOY

October 6, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

UPDATE: At a pivotal moment in the nation’s history, America’s newest Deputy Treasury Secretary, Bat Boy, was nowhere to be found. This revelation sent shockwaves through the market and Washington D.C. on Monday.
Where was Bat Boy? He had scurried off to see his favorite band, Vampire Weekend, play a secret show in Brooklyn on Saturday night. He watched and devoured mosquitoes while the nation burned.