NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.
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FLYING SEMIS – (VIDEO)
DALLAS — Tornadoes tore through the Dallas area , tearing roofs off homes, tossing trucks into the air and leaving flattened tractor trailers strewn along highways and parking lots.
JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON GOT BOBBY, TOO!
NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.
JFK KILLED OVER UFOS!
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
STUDY: WATCHING SUPER BOWL CAUSES IMPOTENCE
A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!
PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS
DALLAS – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN SEEN AT THE CROSSROADS
MISSISSIPPI DELTA – On the 20th anniversary of his death, Stevie Ray Vaughan was seen at the Crossroads. He can still play that guitar!
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.