GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.
GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP!
NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under …
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POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s dip.
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.