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BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

October 9, 2019October 4, 2019 by Frank Lake

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn ACL. Bigfoot underwent a nine-hour surgery. Doctors wanted the beast to make a full recovery, but it was a difficult procedure. “Needless to say, we … READ MORE

SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER

March 18, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.

TODD PALIN'S ELECTION DAY STUNT

November 4, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.

SARAH PALIN HEALS CHILD

October 30, 2008 by Carl Woodward

TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.

TINA FEY SHOOTS A BIGFOOT

October 21, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASILLA, AK – Tina Fey, who has made headlines recently by impersonating Governor Sarah Palin, has gone so far as to lampoon her famous aerial shooting of a Bigfoot.

PALIN POSED WITH ALIEN BEER

October 20, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days.

PALIN EXTERMINATING BIGFOOT

October 15, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

MARTINSVILLE, IL. – Bigfoot must be placed on Endangered Species List, and activists lay blame on Sarah Palin!

OBATMA!

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT

June 22, 2021October 13, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.

PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT

October 11, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASILLA, AK – Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.

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