BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. …

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PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT

WASILLA, AK – Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.

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