Ed Anger officially endorses Mitt Romney for President!
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ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY!
At a campaign stop in New York, Big Bird, with the help of some Muppets attacked Mitt Romney.
JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”.
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.
KEATING FIVE REUNITE FOR BASKETBALL GAME
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain took a few hours out of his busy campaign schedule to attend the annual basketball game that reunites “The Keating Five.”