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BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

October 6, 2019September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, campaign, Ed Anger, manigator, presidential debate, Presidential race, satire, Taylor Swift, topstories, weekly world news

BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

June 21, 2013 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star!

Categories FeaturedVideo, Headlines, TopStory Tags debate, Ed Anger, hawaii, Libya, mitt romney, president obama, presidential debate, presidential elections

ED ANGER ON OBAMA

October 23, 2012 by Frank Lake

Ed Anger officially endorses Mitt Romney for President! 

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Categories FeaturedVideo, Headlines, TopStory Tags debate, Ed Anger, hawaii, Libya, mitt romney, president obama, presidential debate, presidential elections

ROMNESIA SPREADING!

October 19, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, biden, debate, mitt romney, obama, president barack obama, presidential debate, romney

OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE

October 15, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags debate, debates, mitt romney, president, president obama, presidential debate, Presidents, republican, Republican Candidate for President, teleprompter

BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY!

October 8, 2012 by Frank Lake

At a campaign stop in New York, Big Bird, with the help of some Muppets attacked Mitt Romney.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags mitt romney, PBS, president obama, presidential debate, romney, sesame street

JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER

October 16, 2008 by Marge Floori

PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, debates, joe the plumber, john mccain, johnmccain, mississippi, presidential debate

FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING

October 16, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien nation, battle, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, cock fighting, fbi, gambling, new mexico, presidential debate, qwoak, raid, rooster

MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE

October 14, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags android, cybernetic, dallas, debates, gps, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, presidential campaign, presidential debate, texas

KEATING FIVE REUNITE FOR BASKETBALL GAME

October 13, 2008 by Marge Floori

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain took a few hours out of his busy campaign schedule to attend the annual basketball game that reunites “The Keating Five.”

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