ZURICH – Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell!
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases .
To Christians, Hell is a fiery place where sinners go to burn for eternity when they die.
DAYTON, OH – At last there’s a proven method you can use to get your loved ones out of Hell – and experts say it really works!
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!
PRUDHOE BAY, AK – Something is emerging from Hell!
That is the horrifying warning of more than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur.