HOW TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES OUT OF HELL

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DAYTON, OH – At last there’s a proven method you can use to get your loved ones out of Hell – and experts say it really works!

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MCCAIN NEGOTIATES BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!

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Oil Drill Opens Hole Into Hell

PRUDHOE BAY, AK –  Something is emerging from Hell!

That is the horrifying warning of more than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur.

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