Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.
A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!
RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not …
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“I HAD SEX WITH SATAN”
HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press …
HOW TO SURVIVE FRIDAY THE 13TH
PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES
The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”
WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
DOG-HEADED PIG MONSTER!
NAMIBIA – The dog-headed pig monster is once again terrorizing rural populations.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
SWISS TUNNEL TO HELL
ZURICH – Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell!
DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases .