ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
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CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
WORST CHEAP SHOT IN SPORTS HISTORY!
It’s the cheap shot heard ’round the world.
PEYTON MANNING PICKS THE BRONCOS
Peyton Manning will be the next Denver quarterback, but the Broncos want him to come up with a move similar to Tebowing.
UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST
LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern California on Wednesday.
STEVEN SEAGAL SHOOTS PUPPIES
ARIZONA – Steven Seagal whacked some puppies in his crimefighting reality show.
CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
UTAH TO LEGALIZE POLYGAMY
SALT LAKE CITY – Utah has decided to legalize polygamy for all its citizens.
PHOENIX DUST CLOUD!
PHOENIX – A large dust storm has buried Phoenix!