ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
It’s the cheap shot heard ’round the world.
Peyton Manning will be the next Denver quarterback, but the Broncos want him to come up with a move similar to Tebowing.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern California on Wednesday.
ARIZONA – Steven Seagal whacked some puppies in his crimefighting reality show.
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
SALT LAKE CITY – Utah has decided to legalize polygamy for all its citizens.
PHOENIX – A large dust storm has buried Phoenix!