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INSTAGRAM NOW SELLING YOUR PHOTOS

December 20, 2012 by Andy Smith

Smartphone app making bucks off your shots!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags android, facebook, iphone, missouri, Photograph, photos, Tuesday

WORLD'S BIGGEST HORN

May 7, 2012 by Frank Lake

Meet the horniest beast in the world!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bull, missouri

CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT

January 31, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, beijing, bubbles, bubbles the chimp, chimpanzee, china, Ipad, missouri, nevada, people for the ethical treatment of animals, peta, springfield, united states, US, USA, Windows

CAITLEN WATKINS

December 22, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

SPRINGFIELD, MO – Some shoppers were not in the holiday spirit, when a man was stabbed with an ice pick over a parking space!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags missouri, springfield

OBAMA FIRST PITCH

July 15, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game.  But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, missouri, president obama, st. louis

OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO

November 5, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, chicago, columbia, illinois, michelle obama, missouri, obatma, senator obama

MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA

July 17, 2020October 31, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family. During  a Vote for Change rally, Michelle … READ MORE

Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, democratic, kansas city, michelle obama, michelleobama, missouri, mutant-americans, Mutants, obama, obatma

OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.

October 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, convertible, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, minority, missouri, mosquitoes, obama, obatma, rockefeller center, today show, voter registration

Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes

September 3, 2008 by Marge Floori

Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags missouri, religion

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