BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
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CAITLEN WATKINS
SPRINGFIELD, MO – Some shoppers were not in the holiday spirit, when a man was stabbed with an ice pick over a parking space!
OBAMA FIRST PITCH
ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game. But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!
OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO
COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!
MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family. During a Vote for Change rally, Michelle … READ MORE
OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.
JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.
Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!