VANCOUVER – Vancouver poet Shannon Stewart shares a first glimpse of her tabloid inspired poems.
Month: April 2009
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
LINDSAY LOHAN HIT WITH RESTRAINING ORDER
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
NO LINE FOR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.
NORTH KOREA FIRES ROCKET
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.
