food Archives

SEA BUTTERFLIES

July 6, 2017 by Hideaki Tailor

Sea butterflies discovered off the coast of California.

January 3, 2014 by Frank Lake

You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!

June 11, 2013 by Tap Vann

Scientists have discovered that eating homemade pickles cures obesity!

February 19, 2012 by Andy Smith

Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.

February 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

NORTH CAROLINA – The Food Police raided kindergarten classrooms across North Carolina and arrested over 175 students.

April 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

That Obama really smashes my atoms!

September 19, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!

September 9, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

And they’re finally ripe for slaughter!