The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
READ MOREPOSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS
The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
READ MOREPOSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The hour of gloom has arrived!
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace!
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!
DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.