The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
poseidon
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The hour of gloom has arrived!
POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.
POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
POSEIDON: MY BLUE SEAS SHALL APPEASE GREENPEACE
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace!
THE RETURN OF POSEIDON
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!
DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE
DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.