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POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, middle-aged poseidon, pirates, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed

SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION

April 7, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags aristotle, earth, global warming, god, green, judaism, ocean, planet, plato, poseidon, religion, socrates, water

POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK

March 31, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  The hour of gloom has arrived!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags earth hour, eiffel tower, empire state building, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece

POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE

March 24, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags obama, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, renewable energy, ulysses

POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY

March 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags alternative energy, brad pitt, britney spears, clean, nuclear energy, oil, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, sylvester stallone, zeus

POSEIDON: MY BLUE SEAS SHALL APPEASE GREENPEACE

March 10, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags environmental activism, environmentalism, grassroots, greenpeace, poseidon

THE RETURN OF POSEIDON

February 26, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags australia, david mamet, Fire, jeremy piven, Melbourne, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, Wildfires

DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE

February 16, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags florida, keith urban, nascar, poseidon

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