MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.
ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE
Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney crushed President Obama in tonight’s final debate. …
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OBAMA WINS SECOND DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Barack Obama annihilated Mitt Romney in tonight’s townhall debate.
RYAN WINS DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Paul Ryan absolutely destroyed Joe Biden in tonight’s Vice Presidential debate.
MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in tonight’s debate.
SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis. 
RICK PERRY IS FAKING HIS TWANG!
DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.
LOHAN TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS
WASHINGTON – Lindsay Lohan has been called to testify before a House panel on a new Jobs bill.
THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION
DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.