CAMEL MEAT

DALLAS –  Given all the tainted American beef,  Australian camel meat has become hot new import!

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GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK

NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.

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EU Urges Integration of Vampires

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

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