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CAMEL MEAT

April 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

DALLAS –  Given all the tainted American beef,  Australian camel meat has become hot new import!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags australia, beef, camel, camels, europe, feral camels, kangaroo, middle east, ranchers

GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK

January 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags asia, bans, europe, facebook, facebook ending, Facebook shutting down, Goldman Sachs, IPO, March 15th, mark zuckerberg, Wall Street Journal, Zuckerberg

LADY GAGA PARIS SHOW

December 21, 2010 by Pierce Blodyn

PARIS – Lady Gaga  was devastated over her canceled Paris show.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags beyonce, blizzard, europe, france, Gaga, lady gaga, madonna, pokerface, Telephone

MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS

April 6, 2009 by Charlie Hopkins

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Greetings Sentients!  Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR. 

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien, arizona, atlantis, budget, canada, deals, dollywood, dubai, europe, florida, greece, italy, london, NEWS, planet, tempe, tennessee, travel, uk, vacation, venice

BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES

February 25, 2009 by Shoeless Joe Jackson

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NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking.  And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.

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Categories Sports, TopStory Tags America, bailout, Baseball, basketball, bronx, canada, congress, europe, Hockey, MLB, nba, New York Yankees, NHL, Sports

EU Urges Integration of Vampires

October 3, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags belgium, blood, brussels, cape, europe, european union, vampires

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