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Emily Albertson

SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5

November 10, 2019November 7, 2019 by Emily Albertson

Weekly World News regularly reviews top tech releases. Major ChatStat updates tend to come like clockwork, but the last six months have seen an acceleration in improvements that is almost certainly … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Opinion Tags tech

SASQUATCH STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY!

October 7, 2011 by Emily Albertson

SEATTLE, WA- Sasquatch has been accused of bullying:  Steals boy’s lunch!

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bigfoot, bullying, sasquatch, weekly world news

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, middle-aged poseidon, pirates, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed

SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION

April 7, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags aristotle, earth, global warming, god, green, judaism, ocean, planet, plato, poseidon, religion, socrates, water

POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK

March 31, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  The hour of gloom has arrived!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags earth hour, eiffel tower, empire state building, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece

POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE

March 24, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags obama, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, renewable energy, ulysses

POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY

March 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags alternative energy, brad pitt, britney spears, clean, nuclear energy, oil, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, sylvester stallone, zeus

POSEIDON: MY BLUE SEAS SHALL APPEASE GREENPEACE

March 10, 2009 by Emily Albertson

poseidon_greenpeace

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags environmental activism, environmentalism, grassroots, greenpeace, poseidon

THE RETURN OF POSEIDON

February 26, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags australia, david mamet, Fire, jeremy piven, Melbourne, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, Wildfires

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