NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!
Check out this mash-up of Charlie Sheen “Winning”.
LA JOLLA, CA — Controversial new rules aim to transform golf into a real sport
BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!
GREENWICH, CT – Harlem Globetrotters 4-point shot shadowed by announcement of name change and move.
HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
HOLLYWOOD – Justin Bieber to play a transgender runaway who is at the wrong place at the wrong time.
NEW YORK – Time Warner Cable customers will lose TV networks, public access picks up slack.