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NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP – ACTION HEATS UP!

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 by Boyce Day

Exciting Action and a Few Surprises! This past weekend saw traditional powerhouses consolidating their gains, as the Runtern Arrows downed the Mecklenburg Silhouettes 4 (O) – 4 (P) and the … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags basketball, nightball, rugby, soccer

NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: FULL OF FULTON!

January 23, 2020 by Boyce Day

The result in yesterday’s nightball match surprised even veteran observers of the sport, with the Fulton Rangers defeating the Chalkridge Giants by a score of 11 (C) – 12 (B). … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags basketball, championship, cricket, football, Sports

NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020

November 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, barack obama, basketball, Manti Te'o, National Football League, NFL, obama, Ravens, ray lewis, Roger Goodell, super bowl, united states, white house

DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA

March 4, 2013 by Tap Vann

North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, basketball, Dear Leader, Harlem Globetrotters, Kim Jong Un, north korea, supreme leader, united states

KOBE BRYANT GETS GOLD IN OLYMPIC SEX

July 31, 2012 by Tap Vann

U.S.A. got another medal last night, when Kobe Bryant was awarded the gold medal by athletes in Olympic Village.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags basketball, condoms, gold medal, Kobe Bryant, L.A. Lakers, lebron james, michael phelps, Sex

OBAMA BASKETBALL

April 10, 2012 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House is ordering all schools in the United States to use the new official American basketball.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags basketball, Final Four, Golf, golfing, knicks, Lakers, USC, white house

ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’

February 15, 2012 by Andy Smith


NEW YORK —  A man claims “temporary Linsanity” led him to rob a Queens diner.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags basketball, crime, health, knicks, nba, new york, NY, robbery, Sports, toronto

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TRICK SHOT

August 31, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – Everybody loves a good trick shot!

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags basketball, dude perfect, nba, trick shot

SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA

July 22, 2009 by Shoeless Joe Jackson

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NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

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Categories Sports, TopStory Tags alaska, Baseball, basketball, College Basketball, david stern, espn, football, Golf, hillary clinton, Hockey, MLB, nba, NCAA, NFL, NHL, PGA, sarah palin, Shoeless Joe Jackson, Sports, SportsCenter, todd palin, WNBA

GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT

July 14, 2009 by Shoeless Joe Jackson

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NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.

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Categories Sports, TopStory Tags Baseball, basketball, College Basketball, espn, football, Golf, Hockey, Jim Nantz, MLB, nba, NCAA, NFL, NHL, olympics, PGA, Pro Bowl, Shoeless Joe Jackson, Sports, SportsCenter, usga, WNBA
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