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TWO WELL-DIGGING BROTHERS DISCOVER UNDERGROUND EMPIRE!

September 28, 2020 by Brick Rivers

AND IT’S RUN BY WEIRD KIDS! Slim Dubrow and his brother, Pickens, lean next to their battered pick-up truck adjacent to a nameless Kansas field. They have a tale to … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags kids

SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DECLARES HIMSELF “ABOVE” SCHOOL LAW

January 13, 2020 by Brick Rivers

BURLAP, NJ – Ronald Bunk, a 7-year-old transfer student to Our Lady of Angst School is fighting the charges of bullying by declaring himself “above” any and all school rules. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags kids, kleenex

SKY RAINS POGS IN VIRGINIA

February 19, 2013 by Andy Smith

Discs from the ‘90s make their return from above.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags 90s, fun, game, kids, odd, phenomenon, Rain, weird

DANNY DEVITO DATING KIRSTIE ALLEY

October 9, 2012 by Frank Lake

After thirty years of marriage Danny DeVito separated from Rhea Perlman and he’s now dating… Kirstie Alley.

Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags Arnold, kids, scientology

FUN WITH KIDS!

August 9, 2012 by Frank Lake

Parents sure love to play with their kids… and here’s the photos to prove it!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags children, funny photos, hilarious, kids, photos

MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS

February 19, 2012 by Andy Smith


Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple slices, business, chicken nuggets, children, fast food, food, french fries, fries, happy meal, Happy meals, kids, mcdonald's, NEWS, pop, restaurant, soda, toys

ASTRONAUT NO LONGER ON KIDS' DREAM JOB LIST

May 27, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

WASHINGTON – According to The Marist Poll, children in the United States no longer want to be astronauts.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags astronaut, athlete, kids, police officer

KOALA AIDS

December 14, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

SYDNEY – Australian koalas are being struck down by a version of AIDS, and may soon become extinct!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags australia, kids

NO LINE FOR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

April 6, 2009 by Foxington Delaware

emotionalrollercoaster

LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags anxiety, children, depression, health, kids, NEWS, parents

ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!

April 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

That Obama really smashes my atoms!

Categories Ed Anger, Opinion Tags Anger, bbq, beauty, beef, cool, economy, Ed Anger, entertainment, food, japan, Japanese, jobs, kids, korea, meat, movies, Nuclear, obama, Opinion, Politics, president, pretty, Russia, united states

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