MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS


Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.

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FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN

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HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday.  Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks. 

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NO LINE FOR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.

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