LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan wore a Glavis White Dress to court yesterday and now female defendants across the country are wearing the dress to court!
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TEENA MARIE (1956-2010)
LOS ANGELES – Teena Marie, R.I.P. Bat Boy loves you.
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.
VAMPIRE SKULL FOUND
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
HUMAN BAT DISCOVERED IN ITALY
Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams