ALBANY, NY — A shapely female alien accused former NY Governor, Andrew Cuomo, of groping her breasts. And the bizarre incident nearly sparked an interstellar war! That is the mind-boggling … READ MORE
GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! … READ MORE
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. … READ MORE
Reports have surfaced that the secret to the Universe has been discovered in an old Weekly World News issue. Researchers are not sure exactly which issue but believe it involves … READ MORE
Gwyneth Paltrow and her eponymous company, Goop, have pulled a swoop and come in to buy the Weinstein Company at the eleventh hour. As a result of the acquisition the … READ MORE
In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
NEW YORK, NY – A Lego fan and artist has built a cello completely out of Lego bricks, and it even plays!
A new summer ale developed by Samuel Adams has an interesting double use: it can be used as cologne!
Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended by the Wayne State … READ MORE
