In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. … READ MORE