EARTH’S ROTATION IS SLOWING DOWN!
…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict … READ MORE
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HOW TO LIFT A FAMILY CURSE
IT’S THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE LONDON — Does your family seem to be plagued by unusual bad luck, with misfortunes such as bankruptcies, mysterious illnesses, and freak accidents … READ MORE
VIRGIN MARY WALKS DOWN MIRACLE MOUNTAIN!
800-LB FIGURE COMES TO LIFE AND DELIVERS MESSAGE FROM GOD TO TRUE BELIEVERS. BALLINSPITTLE, IRELAND — Pilgrims are flocking to the local Grotto of the Virgin Mary. Witnesses say a … READ MORE
SWEDES INVENT ANTIFREEZE FOR HUMANS!
YOU CAN SUNBATHE AT 20 DEGREES BELOW ZERO! Swedish scientists have developed an astonishing new pill that renders the human body immune to cold weather, a leading Swiss chemist reports. … READ MORE
cREEPY COMPANY: BAT BOY RETURNS THURSDAY WITH MORE FUN ITEMS!
Creepy Company is delighted to team up again with our reliable friends at Weekly World News to bring you even more officially-licensed items. Our collection launch in the Summer was a newsworthy success, … READ MORE
5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
WHY WAIT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? GET IT NOW BY SELLING YOUR SOUL! You want power, wealth, a perfect body, great sex with a perfect mate and food that … READ MORE
2,000-YEAR-OLD LETTER FROM JESUS FOUND!
NEVER BEFORE TEACHINGS & ELECTRIFYING PROPHECIES JERUSALEM — In the mountains outside the city, archaeologists found fragments of a 2,000-year-old letter written by Jesus. Fourteen religious experts confirmed that the … READ MORE
5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE
GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells … READ MORE
10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL
…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can survive an eternity in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an … READ MORE
HOT SEX! COUPLE BURSTS INTO FLAMES IN THE SACK!
“AT LEAST, IT’S ONE OF YOUR BETTER WAYS TO GO,” SAYS LOCAL COP. Many people look forward to the prospect of hot sex. But on couple’s lovemaking got so steamy, … READ MORE