SOUTH KOREA – Mexicans sneaking onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
YOWIE SPOTTED IN LONDON!
A Yowie, a big hairy beast, has been spotted roaming the streets of London.
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NYPD TAKES GUNS AWAY FROM OFFICERS
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
FRYSCRAPER ATTACKS!
A new London skyscraper, nicknamed the Fryscraper, is melting cars, stores and… people!
KATE DELIVERS! IT'S A BOY!!!
The Duchess of Cambridge went to the hospital at 5.30am today and delivered a royal baby girl ten hours later!
MINI-ME DOLLS
Make a mini-me version of yourself! A new 3D printer can make doll-sized twin of you in 24 hours.
JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED
Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.
THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!