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RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – A six foot tall rabbit was seen leaving the Betty Ford Clinic this week. Is the Easter Bunny trying to clean up before his big day?
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.