NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.
OBAMA’S NCAA BRACKET
President Obama spent ten days picking out his 2013 NCAA Bracket. He selected Indiana as the winner.
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TIM TEBOW DATING MANTI'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND
Tim Tebow announced today that he is dating Lennay Kekua – Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend.
MANTI TE'O HOAX: HE'S NOT HAWAIIAN
WWN has learned that Notre Dame’s Manti Te’o is not from Hawaii. He’s from a wealthy Mexican family!
MUSBURGER STALKING KATHERINE WEBB
ESPN announcer Brent Musburger is reportedly stalking Katherine Webb. She’s been granted a restraining order against him.
HANK WILLIAMS JR. DEPORTED!
NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.
NOTRE DAME #1 IN PRESEASON RANKINGS
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.
