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MARIANNE WILLIAMSON PICKS COMEDIAN AS RUNNING MATE

July 31, 2019 by Tap Vann

Coming off her big debate win last night in Detroit, Marianne Williamson, has decided to take the bold step of picking her Vice Presidential running mate for her 2020 run for the White House.

Categories Headlines Tags Bernie Sanders, comedian, Comic, detroit, donald trump, Politics

BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!

April 11, 2013 by Dallas Commagreens

Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended by the Wayne State … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bat boy the musical, batboy, detroit, michigan, musical theatre, weekly world news

DETROIT AND CLEVELAND TURNING INTO FARMS

August 3, 2011 by Tap Vann

CLEVELAND –  With the economy in a coma – Detroit and Cleveland are becoming farms once again.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bruce Springsteen, cleveland, detroit, farms, Milwaukee, pittsburgh, seeds

GAGA LOSES "MOST LIKED" TITLE

February 25, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags beyonce, detroit, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Extra, facebook, gm, Grammy, lady gaga, Lil wayne, Lloyd Banks, mario lopez, Nicki Minaj, yoko ono

WINTER STORM 2009

December 9, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest.  Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, detroit, michigan, snow days, winter storm

NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

April 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship.  Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags basketball, cbs, championship, comedy, detroit, humor, NCAA, north carolina, Sports, ted turner, television

KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY

March 23, 2009 by Shoeless Joe Jackson

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NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.

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Categories Sports, TopStory Tags arizona, barack obama, detroit, duke, espn, Final Four, kim jong il, louisville, march madness, NCAA tournament, north korea, pyongyang

ED ANGER RETURNS

January 5, 2009 by Ed Anger

My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!

Categories Ed Anger Tags big three, chrysler, clint eastwood, conservative, detroit, Ed Anger, edanger, ford, gm, guantanamo bay, homeland security, michigan, rick wagoner

SELF-PARKING CAR SECRET

December 31, 2008 by Carl Woodward

DETROIT, MI – After announcing new “self-parking” cars, reports have emerged about the source of the revolutionary technology – goblins!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags bailout, bailout plan, congress, detroit, goblins, michigan, u.s. auto industry, united states congress

GM Hybrid Powered by Fairy Dust and Unicorn Tears

September 26, 2008 by Carl Woodward

The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”

Categories Headlines Tags china, detroit, general motors, gm, hybrid, renewable resources, rick wagoner, unicorn, unicorns

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