BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.
SELIG BEATS MCCOURT UNCONSCIOUS
LOS ANGELES — Now that the SF Giant fan is recovering, Bud Selig has decided to beat Frank McCourt senseless.
JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT
SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out for the wild card, decided to sell their souls to the devil.
TAMPA BAY RAYS GIVE AWAY 20,000 TICKETS
TAMPA BAY, FL – The Rays are using an interesting technique to get fans in the seats!
ROGER CLEMENS SEEKS HELP FROM PHD APE
NEW YORK, NY – A former baseball great is seeking help from WWN’s best – will he help though?
BAT BOY TO WORK WITH BRYCE HARPER
NEW YORK, NY – The hottest thing in baseball right now is reaching out for a little extra help!
POPE SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
STEINBRENNER DIES, COSTANZA ARRESTED
George Steinbrenner, a towering figure in the sports world, died Tuesday morning in Tampa. George Costanza was arrested soon after in a nearby coffee shop.
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…