Here’s a handy list of five things to keep on the lookout for at the Royal Wedding.
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HITLER HOUSE
PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house looks like Hitler
PAMELA ANDERSON: PRIME CUTS
LONDON – Pamela Anderson spoke to butchers over the weekend, showing off her meat.
ALCOHOL WORSE THAN HEROIN
LONDON – A new study shows that, in Britain, alcohol use causes more harm than heroin and/or crack.
SOCIAL MEDIA COSTING UK ECONOMY BILLIONS
LONDON – Social media continues to rise in popularity, but it’s taking its toll on the economy!
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.
GREAT ELEPHANT BIRD EGG ON SALE
LONDON, UK – An egg laid by a Great Elephant Bird in the 17th century has gone on sale for £5,000.