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GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH

May 4, 2022May 4, 2022 by Frank Lake

NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags Asteroid, D.C., dangerous, god, nasa, space, ufos

GOD RECALLS MORE THAN FIVE MILLION HUMANS

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 by Boyce Day

CITES “MANUFACTURING DEFECTS” God is adding 5.2 million humans worldwide to a major recall to fix manufacturing defects that lead to emotional and spiritual malfunction and the failure of empathy. A spokesangel … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags god, recall, spiritual

MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD!

January 2, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“I thought it was gas,” recalls JoJo “Tiny” Metcalf. Mr. Metcalf, one of the most in-demand bouncers on the NYC club scene, adds “but once I heard the intonations, I … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags gas, god, New Year

MOSES HAD A GPS!

October 6, 2020September 27, 2019 by Frank Lake

SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind:  … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags bible, egypt, Exodus, god, gps, Israelite, jesus, moses, red sea, topstories

POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!

January 11, 2012 by Frank Lake

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.  

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags denver, Denver Broncos, florida, florida gators, Foxborough, god, Lord, playoff game, Pope Benedict XVI, romans, rome, tebow, Tebowing, Tim Tebow, vatican, vatican city

TEBOW 3:16

January 9, 2012 by Frank Lake

DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos.  And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags Christ, denver, god, tebow, Tebowing, the bible, ufos

YOUR PASSPORT TO HEAVEN

February 24, 2020January 18, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

Your Passport to Heaven is a non-stop thrill ride giving its readers an insight into what it takes to insure your passage through the pearly gates.

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Categories Headlines, Paranormal, TopStory Tags bible, Diane Tessman, god, heaven, how to get into heaven, jesus, the bible

GOD CREATED THE BIG BANG

January 6, 2011 by Tap Vann

VATICAN CITY  –  Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bible, Big bang, big bang theory, CERN, genesis, god, pope, st. peters basilica, vatican city

KENTUCKY TO BUILD NOAH’S ARK

December 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

KENTUCKY –  Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bible, genesis, god, kentucky, Lexington, Noah, noah\'s ark, tourists

STEPHEN HAWKING: GOD DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE

September 3, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – Stephen Hawking has proposed another new shocking theory!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags big bang theory, god, stephen hawking, universe
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